I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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