can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
