WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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