i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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