Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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