We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sobbing to NWA
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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