he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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