Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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