this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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