She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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