grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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