My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
