I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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