No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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