Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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