Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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