I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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