Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
