when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
