"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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