we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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