i jhust puked up my retainher.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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