let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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