Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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