I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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