and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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