He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Randomize
