so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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