Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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