You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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