i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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