I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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