i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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