we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's no shave November. This is our time.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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