he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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