We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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