So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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