Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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