Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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