Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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