Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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