I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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