okay pat passed out under dana's car
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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