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Puke
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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