I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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