sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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