:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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