It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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