Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
should my penis look like a turkey
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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