you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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